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is

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hey welcome back to the spanky and ham

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bone show

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i'm ham bone spanky's over there and

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this is my beautiful wife

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rihanna who's over here in the corner

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you're ham bone i'm

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[Laughter]

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i need to know the story behind that

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name i

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i don't really have a specific one

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although i just back when i was playing

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in salvage chris's band uh

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spanky's band i swear to god spanky

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would call me hambone

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like often maybe this is something i

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made up in my head

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but that's what i remember him calling

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me hanbok come on hambone really

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yeah i don't remember those days were

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those are fun days that's what i do as a

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defense mechanism anything i don't

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remember never happened

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i don't know what you're talking about

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but i remember it was at the i don't

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know what ranch

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which it wasn't the pitiful ranch it was

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the the ranch after that where you guys

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had

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room and

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river hill estates yeah the river hill

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we recorded some cool songs over there

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i swear to god you called me hambone

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maybe it was cornetti that did it but i

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thought it was you

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clearly it stuck yeah yeah it did it was

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with a fever

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yeah it um i was always trying to give

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people nicknames and they were just

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like shut up we're not gonna do that i'm

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all about

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my whole life even when i was a little

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kid i was like trying to you know

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give people nicknames and like get a

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thing going

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but it doesn't take usually your

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nickname is spanky and that's

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you've had it for a long like decades at

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this point somebody else gave that to me

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they're all green like yeah that's the

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one

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who gave it to you i've also had the

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nickname tiny

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huh and uh

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this this guy from pikerton wanted to

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try to call me poop for a while

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poop yeah why would he want to call you

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poop

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because he's a dick yeah you know

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and i was just like oh whatever and i

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said

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hey yo poop come here yeah yeah i was in

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a band with him he was just a dummy

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he said he just said one day hey guess

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what spanky you're no longer spanky

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you're gonna be called

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poop henceforth and i don't think

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anybody else

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called me poop just

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i don't you don't know if it happened or

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not yeah it's not one that you want to

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like

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carry on in your old age no no

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i got uh at least when it comes to

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nicknames that other people

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uh have given me ham bone obviously

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that's a big one uh you gave that to me

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even though you don't really remember

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that one

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uh back in high school i was called uh

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pine tree uh some people called me pine

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tree

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okay because you had because of your

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cologne no

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no it wasn't because of my cologne it

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was because on the basketball court i

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was very

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thin and you were you're stationary you

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didn't move at all

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yeah it was very fair well i use my

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elbows a lot when you're under the hoop

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you got to go for the rebound

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and so i would get my elbows out there

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and just start like

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moving around like is that how you did

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it yeah that's exactly how i did it and

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this referee was like you can't

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elbow people mike you shouldn't pine

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tree stop doing a jig

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but uh that's i mean somehow that

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for a few years you know what a good

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nickname is evergreen

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it kind of looks like pine tree i prefer

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that one that's a little cooler

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that's like a rapper yeah you know

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evergreen evergreen

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snoop dogg snoop dogg featuring

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yeah i like that yeah i wonder if

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there's an evergreen wrapper

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let's see i'm gonna look uh ever that

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sound cool like everlast

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yeah yeah exactly evergreen hip-hop

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i'm gonna see if there's an evergreen

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hip-hopper and everybody never goes out

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of style it's not seasonal it's just

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permanent you know what i mean it's fair

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evergreen hip-hop on spotify cool oh of

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soundcloud but

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yeah spotify has taken over yeah

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and it says soundcloud's a place for

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people to have no

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that there's no uh there's nothing

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it's just a guy in his basement you know

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soundcloud rappers that's the thing

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there's been a lot of uh

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notable rappers that that have come up

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from soundcloud so it ain't no joke man

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it happens

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no i i know that you're uh what's it

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called you just said it ain't no joke i

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think that's called uh

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code talk is that code yeah i'm talking

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yeah it might be soundcloud rappers man

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they ain't no joke

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what's going on in your life spanky

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what's going on lately i'm doing okay

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i'm

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relapse and start drinking again you're

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you're thinking about it

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i'm i'm i'm uh wearing myself down

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i don't know i probably won't what would

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happen if you did do that

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i well if i drink a lot

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i might go back to the hospital yeah

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yeah

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we don't want you to do that don't do

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that it's probably not worth it

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it's not fun they know me there now i

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mean i

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come in they're like what's up i'm like

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they got you got your own bed in there

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with your own name plate

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yeah they're like the usual and i'm like

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well so if you really want to drink can

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you not does

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weed not work or you can't smoke weed

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yeah i can

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you can it's not the same well the

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doctor says i can have two drinks a day

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and i'm like well what's you know what's

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so what if i do three egg and then four

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what if i do

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seven and you can't get a doctor to say

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that seven's okay

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you can try they're just gonna be like i

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can't

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uh you might have to go out of country

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to get a doctor to say that

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well it's really hard if you're used to

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drinking a lot

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every day yeah to be told okay you can

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just two it's hard to stop after two

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i don't know how that would work

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what if they're like two 80 ounce

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there's still two or is it did he say

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like this to 12 ounce

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that's my old trick yeah we drink two

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24's we're like that's just two beers

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and they would be ice beers or something

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so then you're really drinking four or

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yeah i know like the whole the not

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drinking thing is kind of boring

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i remember when i stopped drinking it it

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was kind of boring for

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a little bit but damn do i appreciate

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not being hungover it's really worth it

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the the hangovers and just feeling like

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total

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ass the next day just feeling miserable

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like it's the worst

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it uh but i mean i do miss having a

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drink every now and again

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i i don't know we have a drink every

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two months nicole like i think we have

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like a drink every two months

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it's not bad maybe i don't know i think

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i've gone

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much much longer than two months myself

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but we don't smoke we don't smoke the

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weed we don't do the marijuana like you

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marijuana out in the out in the

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country why don't we do that beautiful

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landscapes

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mike because i

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i haven't smoked i got god i think it's

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last time i did was before we left ohio

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to move to phoenix and even then it had

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months i think right mike yeah yeah

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yeah and so we didn't smoke at all when

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a couple years and then coming back here

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um i even mentioned to mike you know i

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i think i i could definitely smokes a

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little bit of pot again like that that

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actually that sounds really good

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yeah so yeah but we just haven't

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obviously gotten our hands on any so

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yeah but that's i don't know we have uh

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we have a nice private property here so

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who knows what will grow next

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year we don't know

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i can grow it can you legally grow in

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ohio now there's uh

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a certain amount you can yeah certain

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i think it's under under 99 grams really

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amount of plants

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i guess you can grow five or something

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all right let's do it let's grow like uh

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if it's legal i guess we can grow like

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four or five plants

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i mean don't quote me on that you should

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do our research

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my buddy spanky told me that i can grow

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five plants

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he's like no you're gonna go to jail for

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10 years

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i am not familiar with the the marijuana

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laws in ohio

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like a lot of things have changed since

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we left

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like we we came back and we saw we went

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down to like north market we saw this

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line

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around like this building we thought it

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was like a club that was opening

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like at noon but no it's like a

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marijuana shop down there

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almost like in downtown columbus i

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didn't even

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realize they had marijuana shops open or

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how you get your marijuana card at this

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point i have no idea how that works

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around here

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yeah yeah do you know how it works

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spanky no

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no okay i could probably get it maybe

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a marijuana card yeah i'm sure you could

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at this point my medical problems

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yeah you could it's just heart failure

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it sounds bad when you say it like that

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yeah it does

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it seems kind of like yeah anything

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failure doesn't sound good no it doesn't

282
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it's hard to really

283
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that's why i like a condition heart

284
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condition yeah

285
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it actually it rolls off the tongue

286
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better you need to take

287
00:10:31,269 --> 00:10:30,959
good care of that heart spinky yeah i

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think

289
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condition or something like that where

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bob hoskins

291
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receives a donor heart from denzel

292
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washington's character

293
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and bob hoskins is like a cheeseburger

294
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eating detective

295
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it has to find and together they find

296
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the murderer the spirit of denzel

297
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washington and him

298
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find denzel washington's murder

299
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bob hoskins is somehow dating his really

300
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attractive old

301
00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:00,560
girlfriend bob hoskins i don't

302
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understand what

303
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is bob hodgkin's uh like when he gets a

304
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new heart he just starts like drinking

305
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and eating all this awful stuff like

306
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really abusing his new heart now

307
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yeah and denzel washington is like what

308
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are you doing

309
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that's my heart steer him to the right

310
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path

311
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uh it wasn't bob hoskins didn't he play

312
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in who frame roger robert

313
00:11:26,829 --> 00:11:24,399
roger rabbit yeah he always plays the

314
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guy does he he was the handsome male

315
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lead

316
00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:30,000
yeah he played the pretty much the only

317
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human in that movie

318
00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:34,560
well christopher lloyd was kind of like

319
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a

320
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right

321
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i forgot yeah he was in that movie he

322
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was a tune but he wore our human skin

323
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he was a like a like a lizard person

324
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almost

325
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well if you want to segue segway into a

326
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lizard people somehow

327
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yeah well i always try to i always try

328
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to

329
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we just got done building like the

330
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reason why we we started like a half

331
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hour late because we were out

332
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building our garden fence today like a

333
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yeah

334
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it's not i mean it's like you think of a

335
00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:05,839
garden you think of something small but

336
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no this is like

337
00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:10,480
35 feet by 60 feet like uh

338
00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:12,800
chad you know my old drummer chad he

339
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came over help put in

340
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fence posts and concrete and then nick

341
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and i were out there

342
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like hammering in all the fencing stuff

343
00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:21,920
today and it's

344
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it was a lot of work it's a lot of work

345
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spent so you had he's got big muscles

346
00:12:29,829 --> 00:12:28,639
chad does yeah yeah yeah and you had a

347
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real man around the house

348
00:12:32,390 --> 00:12:31,680
i did yeah it was nice it was a nice

349
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change of pace

350
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:35,279
[Laughter]

351
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your muscles are probably getting bigger

352
00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:38,720
right mike from lifting i mean

353
00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:41,200
wood maybe in like one of those silly

354
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mirrors like you see it in the

355
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:45,440
carnival yeah but yeah i'm trying i've

356
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been

357
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some weights every now and again

358
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i can i can bench press like 30 pounds

359
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:53,519
it's not bad

360
00:13:00,710 --> 00:12:57,760
don't know we just got we got like a

361
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:00,720
we got a kettle bell yeah and uh just a

362
00:13:03,590 --> 00:13:02,000
few like hand weights so

363
00:13:06,230 --> 00:13:03,600
the kettlebell is like 20 pounds so i

364
00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:06,240
can curl that like no one's business

365
00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:09,600
the kettlebells make a nice imprint on

366
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the carpet

367
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we got hardwood floors here but you're

368
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right yeah

369
00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:16,399
it's just like a piece of furniture

370
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there you move it and this is forever

371
00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:19,760
indented in the carpet

372
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but we actually do move some move some

373
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:24,079
stuff around here including the weights

374
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and

375
00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:25,920
being out here on the property we're

376
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always kind of hopefully next year we'll

377
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:29,440
be moving and stuffing around a little

378
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bit more but

379
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:33,200
uh yeah i like the word i like the word

380
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property it's like

381
00:13:38,629 --> 00:13:38,079
the hell of my property get off my

382
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property

383
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:44,399
there

384
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:45,760
we do have a we do have a bit of

385
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property it is nice it's great you know

386
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:48,000
we're surrounded

387
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by trees by the woods so it's nice and

388
00:13:56,389 --> 00:13:53,360
our driveway is like 750 feet

389
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:56,399
from the street so no one comes down

390
00:14:00,230 --> 00:13:57,680
here we don't really see

391
00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:00,240
people yeah so it's nice nice and

392
00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:01,360
private

393
00:14:04,629 --> 00:14:02,880
this is this is what we got going on so

394
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:04,639
we got our properties

395
00:14:11,269 --> 00:14:07,760
recessed back in the woods we got

396
00:14:13,829 --> 00:14:11,279
a giant garden we got a giant fire pit

397
00:14:15,829 --> 00:14:13,839
we have a secondary fire pit for

398
00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:15,839
burning vhs tapes apparently is that a

399
00:14:19,189 --> 00:14:16,880
kid's fire pit

400
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:19,199
yeah it's this junior starter [\h__\h]

401
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:20,320
pit

402
00:14:24,069 --> 00:14:22,639
the kids table yeah so we got one of

403
00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:24,079
those and then next to the fire pit we

404
00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:24,800
have two

405
00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:29,120
compost bins for a lot of just uh

406
00:14:32,389 --> 00:14:30,320
what do we put in there we pretty much

407
00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:32,399
pretty much uh yeah brush

408
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:35,519
uh no no dog [\h__\h] no dog [\h__\h]

409
00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:37,519
no i'm supposed to put it in that

410
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:39,600
attracts all the the rodents the

411
00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:44,160
um animals so really yeah yeah

412
00:14:48,629 --> 00:14:47,040
it does it sucks and uh if you put meat

413
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:48,639
in there that also obviously will

414
00:14:53,430 --> 00:14:50,160
attract the animals

415
00:14:54,949 --> 00:14:53,440
so um no dog [\h__\h] no dog [\h__\h] but we do

416
00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:54,959
put in

417
00:14:58,629 --> 00:14:57,360
all of our food scraps for the most part

418
00:15:01,509 --> 00:14:58,639
um

419
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:01,519
you know the veggies and whatnot so yeah

420
00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:03,279
just about anything goes in there leaves

421
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:05,120
we put coffee grounds

422
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:08,480
um paper bags

423
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:10,000
you know we'll rip those apart shred

424
00:15:14,069 --> 00:15:12,399
them put that in there you let mike do

425
00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:14,079
that because it's

426
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:15,680
nice she doesn't mind i don't touch it

427
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:17,360
for the most part that's mine

428
00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:19,360
it's my thing she does it like eighty

429
00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:20,880
percent of time twenty percent of time

430
00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:22,160
i'll go out there

431
00:15:26,389 --> 00:15:23,920
i'll see if there's any scraps i can eat

432
00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:26,399
and and then then i'll move it around

433
00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:26,880
and

434
00:15:30,949 --> 00:15:30,000
apple couldn't need a snack snack i go

435
00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:30,959
to the compost bin and you're

436
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:33,920
desperately seeking snacks

437
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:37,120
i uh madonna movie i think

438
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:38,800
that's gonna be our new podcast i think

439
00:15:42,949 --> 00:15:40,160
it's desperately seeking

440
00:15:43,749 --> 00:15:42,959
snacks yeah me too yeah yeah you're

441
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:43,759
involved in that

442
00:15:47,509 --> 00:15:45,519
we we need to talk about the best snacks

443
00:15:48,069 --> 00:15:47,519
i get like five bananas and an apple and

444
00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:48,079
i'm like

445
00:15:51,670 --> 00:15:50,880
these aren't snacks they're not really a

446
00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:51,680
snack

447
00:15:58,310 --> 00:15:55,040
certain point but

448
00:16:00,629 --> 00:15:58,320
not really a good snack but

449
00:16:01,749 --> 00:16:00,639
feels like you just do an exercise when

450
00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:01,759
you eat a banana

451
00:16:07,189 --> 00:16:04,880
yeah uh then next to the

452
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:07,199
compost bins we have a chicken coop we

453
00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:08,720
got some chickens

454
00:16:11,509 --> 00:16:09,920
uh we're gonna be getting some chickens

455
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:11,519
we have a coop so we're gonna get like

456
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:13,040
three or four chickens

457
00:16:17,189 --> 00:16:15,440
and then down there uh further down the

458
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:17,199
hill in the pasture we're gonna get some

459
00:16:19,829 --> 00:16:17,519
uh

460
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:19,839
goats we're gonna get a few girls to do

461
00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:20,560
some stuff

462
00:16:24,389 --> 00:16:23,120
yeah yeah that's you guys you're like

463
00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:24,399
your parents have ghosts don't they

464
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:27,440
they did they all died or got given away

465
00:16:31,829 --> 00:16:30,399
oh wow do you have any uh goat stories

466
00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:31,839
you'd like to share with us

467
00:16:41,829 --> 00:16:39,269
uh one one of them died and uh the skull

468
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:41,839
was still hanging around out there what

469
00:16:43,749 --> 00:16:43,360
i took the skull and i was going to give

470
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:43,759
it to

471
00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:45,600
our friend eric mullins because he knows

472
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:47,199
how to bleach him

473
00:16:51,269 --> 00:16:49,279
yeah and i kept forgetting to do it and

474
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:51,279
my dad was like it was in the garage and

475
00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:52,480
my dad was like i'm

476
00:16:55,189 --> 00:16:53,920
he threw it away and i was like you

477
00:16:57,749 --> 00:16:55,199
threw it away he's like yeah i can't

478
00:17:00,230 --> 00:16:57,759
look at that he's like i knew that goat

479
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:00,240
yeah i know that would be me i would

480
00:17:05,909 --> 00:17:02,240
have a heart a very hard time with that

481
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:05,919
yeah emotionally i understood yeah

482
00:17:11,669 --> 00:17:09,760
no hey i'm gonna i'm gonna make sure

483
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:11,679
on my end uh under rihanna the little

484
00:17:15,029 --> 00:17:13,520
microphone is crossed out

485
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:15,039
yeah yeah does that just mean she

486
00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:16,720
doesn't have the computer audio

487
00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:18,880
uh she's yeah no computer audio she's

488
00:17:23,189 --> 00:17:20,319
actually being fed in through

489
00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:23,199
all my audio but we can hear her oh yeah

490
00:17:27,909 --> 00:17:24,640
cool just want to make sure

491
00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:27,919
oh yeah yeah she's coming through loud

492
00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:28,960
and clear so yeah

493
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:30,400
anytime someone's in the studio gets

494
00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:32,240
looped into my mixer and

495
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:34,240
and dumped out with the main audio stuff

496
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:35,360
so yeah

497
00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:38,160
i see i don't have a mixer yeah you got

498
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:39,280
a little one

499
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:40,720
well you probably have like a digital

500
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:43,039
mixer like a interface yeah yeah you

501
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:44,640
have an interface so it's kind of like a

502
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:45,440
mixer so

503
00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:47,200
yeah but i want those faders you push

504
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:48,480
them up you pull them back

505
00:17:51,669 --> 00:17:50,320
they're pretty cool they really they

506
00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:51,679
really are pretty cool there's no doubt

507
00:17:54,549 --> 00:17:53,280
about that

508
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:54,559
you know it's like you just like i'm

509
00:17:59,830 --> 00:17:56,960
gonna turn it up man it's like yeah

510
00:18:00,470 --> 00:17:59,840
wkrp i can't i can turn everything up

511
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:00,480
and then

512
00:18:03,669 --> 00:18:02,400
overdrive and over modulate and sound

513
00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:03,679
like crap so cool

514
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:04,880
we can do it if you want to chris

515
00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:07,360
cornetto be like yeah man let's get some

516
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:11,039
distortion where do you get you want to

517
00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:12,559
do a few headlines i got i picked up

518
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:14,480
some new stories for us sure

519
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:16,240
all right why not let's uh let's do it

520
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:17,300
let me know

521
00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:27,430
spanky look at my camera

522
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:30,559
this is classic spanky classic

523
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:34,640
spanky uh there's a mason jar shortage

524
00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:36,400
spanky did you know that

525
00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:39,120
no there is let's see if i can share

526
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:41,520
this with you i'll put this on screen

527
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:44,880
uh there is a mason jar

528
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:47,840
shortage what about ball jars you see

529
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:49,200
that's a competitor

530
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:52,000
there's a ball jar ball of the company

531
00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:52,880
ball

532
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:54,799
they make drugs yeah they make all the

533
00:18:58,230 --> 00:18:56,160
glass jars

534
00:19:00,150 --> 00:18:58,240
yeah and and this is really good to know

535
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:00,160
because i have actually just been

536
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:01,840
talking about needing to get more mason

537
00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:02,320
jars

538
00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:06,000
and knowing that there's a shortage

539
00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:09,120
i better try and stock up you better

540
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:12,080
watch out that you're gonna get your uh

541
00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:12,720
you're gonna get a

542
00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:14,480
bloody nose trying to get those mason

543
00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:18,160
jars i'll have to use mike's moves

544
00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:20,240
the pine tree you mean yes the pine tree

545
00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:22,960
that's what they used to call them

546
00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:25,120
oh boy okay so i'm gonna stop sharing

547
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:26,480
and go back to the

548
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:28,720
regular thing because for whatever

549
00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:30,320
reason it didn't it doesn't like to

550
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:32,000
record the screen share so

551
00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:34,960
i'll just read it to you guys um and

552
00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:37,280
i'll flash it over on screen so

553
00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:39,600
there is a mason jar shortage because so

554
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:40,880
many people are getting

555
00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:43,760
into canning yes when the kova 19

556
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:45,440
pandemic first hit the united states

557
00:19:48,549 --> 00:19:47,520
earlier this year people began cooking

558
00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:48,559
and baking at home

559
00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:51,440
much more frequently as both a way to

560
00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:53,280
safely feed their families and as a way

561
00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:54,880
to relieve some stress

562
00:19:59,110 --> 00:19:57,360
a few different food trends emerge like

563
00:20:02,630 --> 00:19:59,120
sourdough bread

564
00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:02,640
uh dal gana coffee do you know that

565
00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:05,440
dal gonna coffee i have no idea what

566
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:06,240
that is no

567
00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:08,000
that's not the cat [\h__\h] coffee is it i

568
00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:09,679
don't think it's cat [\h__\h] coffee

569
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:12,480
um and banana bread those are some

570
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:13,200
trends

571
00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:15,360
but now canning is seen a spike in

572
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:17,520
popularity and experts believe

573
00:20:24,149 --> 00:20:20,960
this is causing a shortage in mason jars

574
00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:24,159
okay ah you're not a big canner are you

575
00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:25,120
spanky

576
00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:27,200
no i have some jars laying around do you

577
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:28,240
really got mason jars

578
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:31,760
hook me up i do i got little ones though

579
00:20:37,510 --> 00:20:35,120
just the uh so wait why do you why do

580
00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:37,520
you got so many jars laying around

581
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:40,720
oh uh my ex-girlfriend

582
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:42,960
was doing those uh oats those uh

583
00:20:47,669 --> 00:20:44,640
overnight oats

584
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:47,679
you put oats in there with milk and

585
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:50,240
fruit yeah and maybe chia seeds or

586
00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:52,000
protein powder

587
00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:54,960
and you uh close the lid so it was just

588
00:20:59,190 --> 00:20:57,120
the thing she was doing for a minute

589
00:21:00,390 --> 00:20:59,200
i had a i had a she left all the jars

590
00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:00,400
she got the jars

591
00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:06,549
i'm sorry to hear that it's a reminder i

592
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:08,240
got one with some change in it it's a

593
00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:09,760
pretty nice looking jar

594
00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:12,400
no that's nice i had a roommate in

595
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:13,360
college

596
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:17,200
uh his name was bart and he had

597
00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:20,400
a jar uh like we we all had our own

598
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:22,480
rooms in this house that we lived in

599
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:25,760
and in his room you know uh he had a jar

600
00:21:29,909 --> 00:21:26,880
in his closet

601
00:21:31,110 --> 00:21:29,919
that he would urinate in and keep it in

602
00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:31,120
his closet

603
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:32,880
and because he didn't want to walk to

604
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:34,720
the bathroom so he just peed in a jar

605
00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:35,200
like he's

606
00:21:45,909 --> 00:21:39,120
like his own little bedpan oh yeah

607
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:48,070
my bedroom was in the basement so it's

608
00:21:52,149 --> 00:21:49,360
like a half

609
00:21:53,909 --> 00:21:52,159
half basement and there was a window

610
00:21:55,669 --> 00:21:53,919
that went right to the ground maybe up

611
00:21:58,070 --> 00:21:55,679
at like chin level

612
00:22:01,190 --> 00:21:58,080
and i had a jar outside i would pee in

613
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,650
wow

614
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:05,990
[Laughter]

615
00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:07,919
no different it's no different than i

616
00:22:12,149 --> 00:22:10,080
remember my my grandparents had a cabin

617
00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:12,159
in wisconsin and when i was about 10 or

618
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:12,960
11

619
00:22:16,470 --> 00:22:15,760
i went on this trip with them and they i

620
00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:16,480
was told

621
00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:19,840
that there was no bathroom like inside

622
00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:22,240
and so the room that i was sharing with

623
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:23,600
my cousin

624
00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:27,440
we had to use like this this large

625
00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:29,840
pot you know and that's what you used

626
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:30,640
and that

627
00:22:36,950 --> 00:22:34,320
that was it a chamber pot a chamber pot

628
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:36,960
yeah i was mortified at 10 or 11 years

629
00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:38,159
old of course like

630
00:22:42,789 --> 00:22:41,280
you want me to go where yeah when you're

631
00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:42,799
when you're young and you're asked to

632
00:22:46,390 --> 00:22:44,880
pee in something that like that isn't

633
00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:46,400
outside and isn't a toilet

634
00:22:49,990 --> 00:22:48,720
it becomes uh very difficult to wrap

635
00:22:50,549 --> 00:22:50,000
your head around how to do that i

636
00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:50,559
remember

637
00:22:58,149 --> 00:22:55,840
know probably

638
00:23:00,149 --> 00:22:58,159
seven or eight and we were out at a park

639
00:23:02,390 --> 00:23:00,159
and i really had to go to the bathroom

640
00:23:03,190 --> 00:23:02,400
and uh there's no place to go so my mom

641
00:23:05,270 --> 00:23:03,200
just said

642
00:23:06,549 --> 00:23:05,280
pee in this tennis ball container you

643
00:23:08,710 --> 00:23:06,559
know those tennis ball containers like

644
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:08,720
like three per container nice

645
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:10,400
and so we took the tennis balls out i

646
00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:12,000
just peed right in there

647
00:23:15,669 --> 00:23:14,000
and i was like ah you know what i can be

648
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:15,679
anywhere i want it was a life experience

649
00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:17,760
i really learned something that day

650
00:23:20,789 --> 00:23:19,360
and it's the same color as the balls

651
00:23:23,430 --> 00:23:20,799
it's kind of yes it didn't really matter

652
00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:23,440
at that point here's some piss balls

653
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:26,960
um but uh there is a mason jar

654
00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:29,679
shortage um maybe people are peeing in

655
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:30,480
them most of

656
00:23:33,669 --> 00:23:32,159
most of people probably are just using

657
00:23:37,430 --> 00:23:33,679
them for stored goods

658
00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:37,440
uh storing uh food or uh

659
00:23:41,909 --> 00:23:39,679
i think they bought them all back in

660
00:23:45,430 --> 00:23:41,919
during the toilet paper crisis of two

661
00:23:45,990 --> 00:23:45,440
probably probably i mean seeds were also

662
00:23:49,190 --> 00:23:46,000
on uh

663
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:49,200
shortage i think um you know i think

664
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:51,039
now i'm starting to see a little bit

665
00:23:55,590 --> 00:23:52,400
more available

666
00:23:57,029 --> 00:23:55,600
um but yeah canning

667
00:23:59,190 --> 00:23:57,039
i need that's something i really wanted

668
00:24:00,070 --> 00:23:59,200
to start doing next year too so i really

669
00:24:02,710 --> 00:24:00,080
need to get on

670
00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:02,720
ordering some of those well cnn reported

671
00:24:06,149 --> 00:24:04,640
that there is already a shortage

672
00:24:08,310 --> 00:24:06,159
at many retailers nationwide

673
00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:08,320
specifically for double ring

674
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:11,360
mason jar lids they spoke with uh mary

675
00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:11,919
bragg

676
00:24:17,110 --> 00:24:15,200
the owner of mason jar merchant who said

677
00:24:18,149 --> 00:24:17,120
her online sales began to spike in the

678
00:24:21,190 --> 00:24:18,159
middle of august

679
00:24:21,909 --> 00:24:21,200
going up 600 percent and haven't really

680
00:24:25,190 --> 00:24:21,919
dropped since

681
00:24:27,510 --> 00:24:25,200
okay so that's kind of late in the covid

682
00:24:28,630 --> 00:24:27,520
yes this is pass code so this is

683
00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:28,640
something else

684
00:24:32,710 --> 00:24:31,520
[Music]

685
00:24:34,470 --> 00:24:32,720
so i'll read this in this little

686
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:34,480
paragraph here so of course canyon is

687
00:24:37,190 --> 00:24:36,320
nothing new for many people and has been

688
00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:37,200
done for years

689
00:24:40,549 --> 00:24:40,000
centuries even as a way to keep food

690
00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:40,559
fresh

691
00:24:45,190 --> 00:24:43,360
long after you make it and that's that's

692
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:45,200
precisely why it's gaining popularity

693
00:24:48,549 --> 00:24:45,760
right now

694
00:24:49,110 --> 00:24:48,559
experts told cnn the surge is probably

695
00:24:52,710 --> 00:24:49,120
few

696
00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:52,720
adopting new hobbies

697
00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:54,880
as they spend time at home this could be

698
00:24:58,390 --> 00:24:55,840
canning itself

699
00:25:00,070 --> 00:24:58,400
or even gardening which can lead to an

700
00:25:02,789 --> 00:25:00,080
influx of fresh food that

701
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:02,799
that then leads to canning i think it's

702
00:25:05,269 --> 00:25:03,679
something else

703
00:25:06,789 --> 00:25:05,279
i don't think it's just a new hobby i

704
00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:06,799
think people are

705
00:25:11,269 --> 00:25:09,200
preparing for the apocalypse or whatever

706
00:25:13,029 --> 00:25:11,279
could be their coverage

707
00:25:14,950 --> 00:25:13,039
is different because doesn't this happen

708
00:25:17,190 --> 00:25:14,960
maybe every november

709
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:17,200
maybe it's like oh vegetables and

710
00:25:20,710 --> 00:25:19,279
eggplants and they have to can them

711
00:25:22,630 --> 00:25:20,720
well and i was just gonna say if you

712
00:25:23,269 --> 00:25:22,640
think about it kovid when it hit that

713
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:23,279
was like

714
00:25:27,590 --> 00:25:27,120
may so um i think at that time a lot of

715
00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:27,600
people

716
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:30,240
started to freak out and they felt okay

717
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:32,000
i need to start growing my own food my

718
00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:34,000
own vegetables and so that's when

719
00:25:37,350 --> 00:25:36,640
this the seed shortage started to happen

720
00:25:40,549 --> 00:25:37,360
and people

721
00:25:41,990 --> 00:25:40,559
started to grow their own produce and um

722
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:42,000
and then of course if you think about

723
00:25:47,029 --> 00:25:44,720
it august you know september that's like

724
00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:47,039
when everyone is you know harvesting and

725
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:50,320
yeah so i could see that yeah they

726
00:25:56,470 --> 00:25:53,520
no one really thinks about uh jars

727
00:25:57,669 --> 00:25:56,480
until it's too late yeah right yeah i

728
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:57,679
think about like when i when i think

729
00:26:01,029 --> 00:25:58,000
about

730
00:26:04,149 --> 00:26:01,039
think of

731
00:26:05,909 --> 00:26:04,159
like mason jars like uh glass jars but

732
00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:05,919
i think about cans you know like on my

733
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:07,520
head like this is radio talking i got a

734
00:26:14,470 --> 00:26:11,760
couple cans on my head

735
00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:14,480
uh i got another story here michigan

736
00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:15,440
entrepreneur

737
00:26:21,269 --> 00:26:18,640
creates world's first mobile

738
00:26:22,070 --> 00:26:21,279
bowling alley you ever do that you ever

739
00:26:24,630 --> 00:26:22,080
go uh

740
00:26:26,470 --> 00:26:24,640
into a mobile bowling alley it's mobile

741
00:26:27,590 --> 00:26:26,480
it just seems very inaccurate it's like

742
00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:27,600
a mobile

743
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:30,720
pool table it's just like not gonna stay

744
00:26:34,230 --> 00:26:32,559
level what's what's the point of this so

745
00:26:36,390 --> 00:26:34,240
a michigan-based businessman has created

746
00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:36,400
the world's first mobile bowling alley

747
00:26:43,110 --> 00:26:39,760
to uh by converting a 53 foot

748
00:26:43,590 --> 00:26:43,120
long semi truck trailer a semi a semi

749
00:26:47,269 --> 00:26:43,600
truck

750
00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:47,279
trailer into an exclusive entertainment

751
00:26:50,310 --> 00:26:48,320
center on wheels

752
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:50,320
inspired by popular companies such as

753
00:26:54,390 --> 00:26:52,320
amazon uber and grubhub

754
00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:54,400
which relied heavily on convenience to

755
00:26:58,149 --> 00:26:55,760
achieve business success

756
00:26:59,830 --> 00:26:58,159
a detroit entrepreneurs that decided to

757
00:27:01,590 --> 00:26:59,840
bring bowling to the masses

758
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:01,600
instead of the other way around this

759
00:27:06,870 --> 00:27:03,840
time to to this end

760
00:27:07,909 --> 00:27:06,880
uh terence jackson jr has been working

761
00:27:11,269 --> 00:27:07,919
on converting a

762
00:27:13,029 --> 00:27:11,279
53-foot long semi trailer truck into a

763
00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:13,039
mobile bowling alley for years

764
00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:16,080
but due to several obstacles has uh that

765
00:27:23,190 --> 00:27:18,960
he had to overcome the two-lane facility

766
00:27:26,149 --> 00:27:23,200
was only unveiled last month

767
00:27:28,070 --> 00:27:26,159
so i mean i gotta ask can you pick up

768
00:27:31,190 --> 00:27:28,080
can you pick people up and as you

769
00:27:32,149 --> 00:27:31,200
drive down the road can you bowl

770
00:27:35,590 --> 00:27:32,159
if you know you know what i'm talking

771
00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:35,600
about like it seems

772
00:27:39,830 --> 00:27:38,080
like it's not gonna happen they're gonna

773
00:27:42,630 --> 00:27:39,840
you're gonna come to a light and just

774
00:27:44,870 --> 00:27:42,640
fall over onto the lane

775
00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:44,880
it seems very dangerous to be bowling

776
00:27:48,230 --> 00:27:46,720
while driving but this is like great for

777
00:27:49,110 --> 00:27:48,240
bachelor parties instead of getting like

778
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:49,120
a limo

779
00:27:52,710 --> 00:27:50,720
get your buddies over get a bunch of

780
00:27:54,230 --> 00:27:52,720
drinks and you know one of them maybe

781
00:27:56,230 --> 00:27:54,240
could drive the trailer around while you

782
00:27:58,470 --> 00:27:56,240
guys bowl in the back you know

783
00:28:00,070 --> 00:27:58,480
this has got to be one of those um

784
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:00,080
entertainment things like

785
00:28:03,510 --> 00:28:02,399
like what they have for kids now where

786
00:28:05,830 --> 00:28:03,520
it's a mobile

787
00:28:06,630 --> 00:28:05,840
they bring like the video game arcade to

788
00:28:08,389 --> 00:28:06,640
you

789
00:28:10,149 --> 00:28:08,399
yes and then they they just park in

790
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:10,159
front of your house and then all the

791
00:28:14,950 --> 00:28:11,200
kids run in there

792
00:28:15,350 --> 00:28:14,960
they play games and um spend hours doing

793
00:28:16,710 --> 00:28:15,360
that

794
00:28:18,950 --> 00:28:16,720
and so this has got to be something

795
00:28:22,230 --> 00:28:18,960
similar i would i would think but

796
00:28:23,190 --> 00:28:22,240
that size of truck like how you can't

797
00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:23,200
just pull into

798
00:28:29,430 --> 00:28:26,240
most suburban neighborhoods you know

799
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:29,440
uh with that size of truck no so how how

800
00:28:33,350 --> 00:28:30,720
does that work

801
00:28:34,549 --> 00:28:33,360
well they got a video over here with the

802
00:28:35,909 --> 00:28:34,559
idea of mobile

803
00:28:38,470 --> 00:28:35,919
and uh oh they have an interview with

804
00:28:42,149 --> 00:28:38,480
the guy we can listen to him actually

805
00:28:45,269 --> 00:28:42,159
uh talk about his uh earth shattering

806
00:28:48,630 --> 00:28:45,279
invention which is trying to meet the

807
00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:48,640
extremely high demand of of bowlers

808
00:28:52,149 --> 00:28:51,200
and people who want people who really

809
00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:52,159
miss bullying

810
00:28:57,029 --> 00:28:54,000
people like oh [\h__\h] covered i wish i

811
00:28:58,789 --> 00:28:57,039
could [\h__\h] bowl right now

812
00:29:00,950 --> 00:28:58,799
because you know the mainstream is just

813
00:29:03,669 --> 00:29:00,960
eating it up yeah

814
00:29:06,070 --> 00:29:03,679
media hates bowling i came up with the

815
00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:06,080
idea of mobile ball and after a long

816
00:29:11,830 --> 00:29:09,440
career of the conversion uh industry

817
00:29:12,549 --> 00:29:11,840
converting marketing and entertainment

818
00:29:14,870 --> 00:29:12,559
vehicles

819
00:29:16,070 --> 00:29:14,880
and i realized to have an authentic

820
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:16,080
bowling experience

821
00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:17,600
you have to go to a bowling alley and

822
00:29:21,269 --> 00:29:19,520
why not bring it to your desired

823
00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:21,279
location or doorstep

824
00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:23,440
this is the world's first one no it's

825
00:29:26,710 --> 00:29:24,399
terrance

826
00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:26,720
jr built right here in the detroit the

827
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:28,080
bowling alley is made of

828
00:29:31,830 --> 00:29:30,960
a 53 foot just sound like it's evergreen

829
00:29:35,269 --> 00:29:31,840
we actually

830
00:29:36,950 --> 00:29:35,279
designed specifically for

831
00:29:38,950 --> 00:29:36,960
this type of setting when you come in

832
00:29:41,669 --> 00:29:38,960
our facility you will see

833
00:29:42,950 --> 00:29:41,679
a luxury bowling alley that you can

834
00:29:45,510 --> 00:29:42,960
connect via bluetooth

835
00:29:46,310 --> 00:29:45,520
to our state-of-the-art sound system and

836
00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:46,320
also

837
00:29:49,590 --> 00:29:48,640
our theater we have available and you'll

838
00:29:51,430 --> 00:29:49,600
be able to control

839
00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:51,440
all the temperature inside while you

840
00:29:55,990 --> 00:29:53,279
enjoy the ambiance

841
00:29:57,430 --> 00:29:56,000
our lands are scaled down it would suck

842
00:29:58,950 --> 00:29:57,440
if you couldn't control the temperature

843
00:30:00,789 --> 00:29:58,960
and somebody else controlled it for you

844
00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:00,799
it's like no you're going to bowl in 100

845
00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:01,679
degree heat

846
00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:09,350
they're about 25 30 feet long our balls

847
00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:09,760
are

848
00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:11,760
a little bit smaller scaled down three

849
00:30:14,950 --> 00:30:13,279
and a half to four inches

850
00:30:16,549 --> 00:30:14,960
but you can still get a great strike out

851
00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:16,559
of it do you get to eat

852
00:30:21,269 --> 00:30:19,600
pizza and drink beer in this thank you

853
00:30:23,350 --> 00:30:21,279
experience you can actually bring

854
00:30:25,430 --> 00:30:23,360
whatever beverages you desire

855
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:25,440
on board and enjoy with your guests we

856
00:30:29,669 --> 00:30:26,960
are totally different concept from the

857
00:30:32,389 --> 00:30:29,679
traditional bowling alley

858
00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:32,399
like let's play you know the guy's got a

859
00:30:36,630 --> 00:30:33,440
cool voice he's like

860
00:30:39,909 --> 00:30:36,640
yeah my single drop on to thursday

861
00:30:43,590 --> 00:30:39,919
as well yeah sorry that's a

862
00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:43,600
ad so the mobile rapper i think

863
00:30:52,789 --> 00:30:45,200
uh he could be uh he could be a

864
00:30:55,909 --> 00:30:55,110
the mobile bowling alley is available

865
00:30:57,909 --> 00:30:55,919
for rent

866
00:31:00,470 --> 00:30:57,919
uh you can do it for parties corporate

867
00:31:01,430 --> 00:31:00,480
events even church gatherings or small

868
00:31:04,470 --> 00:31:01,440
weddings

869
00:31:08,310 --> 00:31:04,480
and and any other event between

870
00:31:11,590 --> 00:31:08,320
10 to 15 people packages start at 500

871
00:31:14,870 --> 00:31:11,600
for two hours 500

872
00:31:15,590 --> 00:31:14,880
for two hours i don't know he's got to

873
00:31:18,870 --> 00:31:15,600
pay for that

874
00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:18,880
all that [\h__\h] it's not i mean it looks

875
00:31:22,389 --> 00:31:19,360
cool

876
00:31:24,470 --> 00:31:22,399
it's not a bad idea it's just

877
00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:24,480
i don't know i'm not like that big of a

878
00:31:28,070 --> 00:31:26,480
bowler to where i got a bowl i gotta

879
00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:28,080
rent one and just gotta park outside my

880
00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:29,440
house for

881
00:31:33,909 --> 00:31:32,480
two hours i don't know is it

882
00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:33,919
where do you park this thing and i don't

883
00:31:39,990 --> 00:31:37,039
want to slam the driveway

884
00:31:40,389 --> 00:31:40,000
probably i mean it's a basically a semi

885
00:31:42,149 --> 00:31:40,399
truck

886
00:31:43,590 --> 00:31:42,159
and a tractor trailer it's just going to

887
00:31:45,509 --> 00:31:43,600
occupy space

888
00:31:47,509 --> 00:31:45,519
he's got to work out the how to level

889
00:31:48,470 --> 00:31:47,519
this thing and it's just miniature

890
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:48,480
bowling

891
00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:51,760
it is this mini ball pins thing yeah

892
00:31:56,789 --> 00:31:55,120
yeah it is pints and pins um bites and

893
00:31:58,630 --> 00:31:56,799
pins

894
00:32:01,110 --> 00:31:58,640
let's see well i guess ever go to the

895
00:32:02,549 --> 00:32:01,120
pins no i haven't been there yeah

896
00:32:04,230 --> 00:32:02,559
oh they're all nightmares there's just

897
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:04,240
so many

898
00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:09,760
drinks you can't get a drink

899
00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:13,120
two hours for available lane so what is

900
00:32:14,710 --> 00:32:13,360
it

901
00:32:15,830 --> 00:32:14,720
describing you the experience i know

902
00:32:17,029 --> 00:32:15,840
about it but i don't know what the

903
00:32:19,590 --> 00:32:17,039
experience is

904
00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:19,600
it's a little short it's a little short

905
00:32:26,950 --> 00:32:26,149
and uh the pins are on cables so when

906
00:32:28,549 --> 00:32:26,960
you hit them

907
00:32:30,870 --> 00:32:28,559
they go flying and then they come back

908
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:30,880
down because they don't

909
00:32:38,230 --> 00:32:34,880
they tether the pins i see

910
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:38,240
and uh yeah it takes forever it's fun

911
00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:39,600
it'd be nice to sit there and just be

912
00:32:44,389 --> 00:32:41,600
like can i have this for an hour but you

913
00:32:46,789 --> 00:32:44,399
just gotta play a game get up

914
00:32:47,430 --> 00:32:46,799
and that seems kind of annoying it's

915
00:32:49,909 --> 00:32:47,440
very it's

916
00:32:51,430 --> 00:32:49,919
expensive if you go to pins you're just

917
00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:51,440
dropping a hundred dollars

918
00:32:57,590 --> 00:32:54,880
before you before you even know it

919
00:32:59,190 --> 00:32:57,600
otherwise is that popular huh yeah

920
00:33:01,430 --> 00:32:59,200
there's a shitload of pinball though

921
00:33:03,509 --> 00:33:01,440
because it's there's pins and pinball

922
00:33:07,190 --> 00:33:03,519
okay so they have to put them in there

923
00:33:07,590 --> 00:33:07,200
where's it located there's there's some

924
00:33:10,710 --> 00:33:07,600
around

925
00:33:13,669 --> 00:33:10,720
usually in a yuppie area okay well

926
00:33:14,870 --> 00:33:13,679
in upper arlington hmm i thought it was

927
00:33:17,750 --> 00:33:14,880
just like one or two

928
00:33:18,710 --> 00:33:17,760
it's is it so it's kind of like you see

929
00:33:20,470 --> 00:33:18,720
like topgolf

930
00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:20,480
kind of stuff where you can uh go out

931
00:33:23,190 --> 00:33:22,240
there and hit golf balls and you know

932
00:33:25,669 --> 00:33:23,200
drink and eat

933
00:33:27,509 --> 00:33:25,679
but this is the top top golf crowd yeah

934
00:33:30,549 --> 00:33:27,519
okay

935
00:33:32,389 --> 00:33:30,559
also kind of a hoe crowd like

936
00:33:33,490 --> 00:33:32,399
whole crowd the hoes will go there

937
00:33:35,909 --> 00:33:33,500
sometimes

938
00:33:37,509 --> 00:33:35,919
[Music]

939
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:37,519
how do you know that looking for a

940
00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:38,530
proper suitor

941
00:33:42,470 --> 00:33:40,480
[Laughter]

942
00:33:43,990 --> 00:33:42,480
is there is there is there like hoe

943
00:33:44,549 --> 00:33:44,000
night you know it's like thursday night

944
00:33:47,350 --> 00:33:44,559
ho night

945
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:47,360
i mean every night i guess you're right

946
00:33:50,950 --> 00:33:47,760
ladies

947
00:33:54,389 --> 00:33:50,960
80s nights yeah what is a

948
00:33:58,310 --> 00:33:54,399
what does a pints and pins hoe look like

949
00:34:03,010 --> 00:34:01,430
oh you know your hose i know

950
00:34:04,549 --> 00:34:03,020
columbus hoes

951
00:34:07,830 --> 00:34:04,559
[Laughter]

952
00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:07,840
it's all in my newsletter oh okay

953
00:34:12,710 --> 00:34:11,359
chm columbus hoes monthly i like it

954
00:34:15,349 --> 00:34:12,720
used to be quarterly but we're really

955
00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:18,710
but uh yeah remember the miani's crowd

956
00:34:24,310 --> 00:34:23,040
where i do it's kind of like chachi kind

957
00:34:26,950 --> 00:34:24,320
of

958
00:34:29,030 --> 00:34:26,960
yeah it's like a chachi it's your it's

959
00:34:32,230 --> 00:34:29,040
your standard douchebag crowd

960
00:34:34,470 --> 00:34:32,240
yeah it's a lot of that okay

961
00:34:36,069 --> 00:34:34,480
a lot of white hats my friend used to

962
00:34:37,430 --> 00:34:36,079
wrote this song called white hats when i

963
00:34:38,470 --> 00:34:37,440
was in a band with him and like when i

964
00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:38,480
was 18.

965
00:34:43,909 --> 00:34:42,159
and and white hats is a funny

966
00:34:45,190 --> 00:34:43,919
thing just to see all the backwards

967
00:34:48,389 --> 00:34:45,200
white hats on people

968
00:34:50,149 --> 00:34:48,399
baseball caps

969
00:34:52,310 --> 00:34:50,159
all the white hats are the same i love

970
00:34:53,829 --> 00:34:52,320
when people have like uh visors and they

971
00:34:56,230 --> 00:34:53,839
turn them backwards

972
00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:56,240
or side yeah yeah sideways advisors

973
00:34:58,310 --> 00:34:57,760
they're just like slightly off to the

974
00:35:01,270 --> 00:34:58,320
side

975
00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:01,280
do people wear visors anymore well the

976
00:35:06,550 --> 00:35:02,880
point of a visor is to

977
00:35:08,550 --> 00:35:06,560
it's literally is visual yeah

978
00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:08,560
the root of the word is so to block some

979
00:35:10,950 --> 00:35:10,160
something from your eyes so if you turn

980
00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:10,960
it around

981
00:35:15,109 --> 00:35:13,040
i like it when you people make a hat or

982
00:35:18,390 --> 00:35:15,119
a piece of clothing completely pointless

983
00:35:19,829 --> 00:35:18,400
yes yes because it doesn't it's not even

984
00:35:22,710 --> 00:35:19,839
to look good because it doesn't

985
00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:22,720
and it doesn't serve a purpose there's

986
00:35:25,510 --> 00:35:23,200
nothing

987
00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:25,520
there's no reason it's like the scarf in

988
00:35:27,910 --> 00:35:27,200
the summertime thing or the beanie hat

989
00:35:30,310 --> 00:35:27,920
in the summer

990
00:35:31,589 --> 00:35:30,320
sure right or sunglasses inside

991
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:31,599
sunglasses inside

992
00:35:36,950 --> 00:35:34,800
yeah like larry david said you know who

993
00:35:38,190 --> 00:35:36,960
wears sunglasses inside or blind people

994
00:35:40,069 --> 00:35:38,200
and [\h__\h]

995
00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:40,079
[Music]

996
00:35:44,630 --> 00:35:42,560
pretty much i'm still wearing my shoes

997
00:35:46,150 --> 00:35:44,640
on opposite feet like because then you

998
00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:46,160
kind of remove the purpose of the shoe

999
00:35:48,710 --> 00:35:47,520
is like to be comfortable so you can

1000
00:35:50,470 --> 00:35:48,720
walk around

1001
00:35:51,829 --> 00:35:50,480
and so if i put my my left foot on my

1002
00:35:53,030 --> 00:35:51,839
right foot it i'm just going to look

1003
00:35:55,910 --> 00:35:53,040
goofy it's going to look great

1004
00:35:56,790 --> 00:35:55,920
it's going to be like a new trend right

1005
00:35:59,030 --> 00:35:56,800
i don't know i think

1006
00:36:00,550 --> 00:35:59,040
i think it would start to split if you

1007
00:36:02,390 --> 00:36:00,560
started walking

1008
00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:02,400
your shoes would start walking away from

1009
00:36:04,870 --> 00:36:03,760
each other and eventually you'd tear

1010
00:36:06,470 --> 00:36:04,880
your groin muscle

1011
00:36:08,550 --> 00:36:06,480
oh yeah i mean that seems like a very

1012
00:36:09,030 --> 00:36:08,560
cartoon-like situation probably would

1013
00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:09,040
happen

1014
00:36:12,630 --> 00:36:11,440
yeah yeah it'd be like a pine tree

1015
00:36:14,150 --> 00:36:12,640
splitting

1016
00:36:17,349 --> 00:36:14,160
that that was my name in high school

1017
00:36:21,589 --> 00:36:20,310
uh you watch um you watch the the

1018
00:36:23,829 --> 00:36:21,599
beginning credits of

1019
00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:23,839
twin peaks and you're like this is my

1020
00:36:27,109 --> 00:36:24,640
[\h__\h]

1021
00:36:27,670 --> 00:36:27,119
look what they're doing with these words

1022
00:36:28,870 --> 00:36:27,680
awesome

1023
00:36:30,870 --> 00:36:28,880
are you horrified that they're

1024
00:36:31,349 --> 00:36:30,880
sharpening the blades to cut down pine

1025
00:36:33,430 --> 00:36:31,359
trees

1026
00:36:35,270 --> 00:36:33,440
a fellow pine tree i guess i would feel

1027
00:36:36,470 --> 00:36:35,280
some sympathy sure

1028
00:36:37,990 --> 00:36:36,480
it all affects this difference who's

1029
00:36:38,870 --> 00:36:38,000
called your pine tree wasn't like an

1030
00:36:42,150 --> 00:36:38,880
adult

1031
00:36:44,630 --> 00:36:42,160
an older person uh my friend my

1032
00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:44,640
my brother's friend aaron lockhart you

1033
00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:45,680
know he was

1034
00:36:51,430 --> 00:36:48,800
uh two years older than me he was a

1035
00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:51,440
a big dude and he said hey pine tree

1036
00:36:54,790 --> 00:36:52,240
that's your name

1037
00:36:56,710 --> 00:36:54,800
i was like okay i did have a funny

1038
00:36:58,310 --> 00:36:56,720
nickname in fifth grade the alaskan

1039
00:37:04,150 --> 00:36:58,320
bathtub

1040
00:37:05,430 --> 00:37:04,160
[\h__\h] no one called you the alaskan back

1041
00:37:06,790 --> 00:37:05,440
up

1042
00:37:08,710 --> 00:37:06,800
because i thought i looked alaskan

1043
00:37:11,109 --> 00:37:08,720
because i was like a kid

1044
00:37:12,870 --> 00:37:11,119
a little bit chubby with like uh slanty

1045
00:37:15,829 --> 00:37:12,880
eyes my eyes are always kind of

1046
00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:15,839
slimy yeah i guess you do have a slash

1047
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:17,280
and then the bathtub was just because it

1048
00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:19,280
had like a barrel chest or whatever

1049
00:37:23,510 --> 00:37:21,920
and i guess that was it i like it this

1050
00:37:26,069 --> 00:37:23,520
is classic spanky

1051
00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:26,079
yeah i like the alaskan bathtub that

1052
00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:27,520
must really be a guy thing

1053
00:37:30,710 --> 00:37:30,240
like a a boy thing because i don't i

1054
00:37:33,430 --> 00:37:30,720
don't

1055
00:37:35,589 --> 00:37:33,440
recall ever having nicknames like that

1056
00:37:38,710 --> 00:37:35,599
growing up as a

1057
00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:38,720
little girl i think tearing down

1058
00:37:44,310 --> 00:37:41,520
self-esteem

1059
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:44,320
and uh labeling people might that's a

1060
00:37:48,470 --> 00:37:45,760
universal thing but

1061
00:37:49,910 --> 00:37:48,480
the nickname is just how boys do it i

1062
00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:49,920
assume the girls did it in a different

1063
00:37:54,710 --> 00:37:51,760
way they would

1064
00:37:55,270 --> 00:37:54,720
yes oh yes some sort of other shame on

1065
00:37:58,150 --> 00:37:55,280
their parent

1066
00:37:59,510 --> 00:37:58,160
for personal appearance you know right

1067
00:38:03,349 --> 00:37:59,520
right

1068
00:38:06,230 --> 00:38:03,359
but yeah i guess girls don't go around

1069
00:38:06,790 --> 00:38:06,240
yeah like calling them nicknames no they

1070
00:38:08,470 --> 00:38:06,800
don't

1071
00:38:10,390 --> 00:38:08,480
at least that never happened to me i

1072
00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:10,400
mean i had a couple nicknames like

1073
00:38:14,230 --> 00:38:13,200
but mine came from adults like my family

1074
00:38:17,270 --> 00:38:14,240
so i had

1075
00:38:18,710 --> 00:38:17,280
a nickname called it was ryan which i

1076
00:38:20,470 --> 00:38:18,720
know i say that

1077
00:38:22,069 --> 00:38:20,480
nickname and a lot of people think oh it

1078
00:38:24,390 --> 00:38:22,079
just stems from rihanna

1079
00:38:26,150 --> 00:38:24,400
but no my parents were obsessed with

1080
00:38:28,550 --> 00:38:26,160
some uh soap opera

1081
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:28,560
when i was um born and so they started

1082
00:38:31,670 --> 00:38:29,760
to call me ryan

1083
00:38:33,349 --> 00:38:31,680
it was ryan's hope that was the name of

1084
00:38:35,670 --> 00:38:33,359
the soap

1085
00:38:38,310 --> 00:38:35,680
and that one stuck and i still have

1086
00:38:41,430 --> 00:38:38,320
family that uh calls me ryan

1087
00:38:44,150 --> 00:38:41,440
so yeah i don't know go figure but

1088
00:38:45,270 --> 00:38:44,160
i don't think i had any other nicknames

1089
00:38:49,589 --> 00:38:45,280
ryan's hope

1090
00:38:51,270 --> 00:38:49,599
laser

1091
00:38:55,589 --> 00:38:51,280
people used to call me laura from

1092
00:38:59,349 --> 00:38:57,990
some people call me nitro you know like

1093
00:39:00,950 --> 00:38:59,359
american gladiator names that's what

1094
00:39:02,710 --> 00:39:00,960
they call me

1095
00:39:04,069 --> 00:39:02,720
they called me uh equalizer from the

1096
00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:04,079
equalizer show

1097
00:39:09,670 --> 00:39:07,520
that's nice hey equalizer that's cool

1098
00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:09,680
people call me hard cashler mccormick

1099
00:39:16,390 --> 00:39:11,280
it's a long nickname but

1100
00:39:19,510 --> 00:39:18,069
i got another story over here spanx you

1101
00:39:22,790 --> 00:39:19,520
might like this one

1102
00:39:26,069 --> 00:39:22,800
uh real life orc uh

1103
00:39:28,470 --> 00:39:26,079
man has giant tusks implanted

1104
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:28,480
to resemble fictional creature and this

1105
00:39:36,069 --> 00:39:29,760
guy

1106
00:39:37,829 --> 00:39:36,079
he's got tattoos all over his his head

1107
00:39:40,870 --> 00:39:37,839
he's he's got a bald head

1108
00:39:41,270 --> 00:39:40,880
he's got like his black tattoos all over

1109
00:39:43,829 --> 00:39:41,280
his head

1110
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:43,839
covering almost into his entire head and

1111
00:39:49,349 --> 00:39:45,760
then he is he's got these

1112
00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:49,359
huge four inch tusks jutting out of his

1113
00:39:52,230 --> 00:39:49,760
lower

1114
00:39:53,109 --> 00:39:52,240
jaw covering his upper lip almost

1115
00:39:56,470 --> 00:39:53,119
reaching his

1116
00:39:59,510 --> 00:39:56,480
nose and they're implanted in his jaw

1117
00:40:02,790 --> 00:39:59,520
i believe so yeah uh

1118
00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:02,800
he i think he goes by the name orc

1119
00:40:05,990 --> 00:40:05,280
he they're calling him orc the goblin oh

1120
00:40:09,030 --> 00:40:06,000
see he he

1121
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:09,040
has a nickname he's orc so or who hails

1122
00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:09,760
from

1123
00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:11,760
the brazilian town of i'm not getting

1124
00:40:15,190 --> 00:40:12,880
pronounced it

1125
00:40:16,390 --> 00:40:15,200
got his first tattoo at the age of 15

1126
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:16,400
and since

1127
00:40:20,309 --> 00:40:18,560
developed a passion for tattoos and body

1128
00:40:22,950 --> 00:40:20,319
modifications undergoing several

1129
00:40:24,390 --> 00:40:22,960
procedures that have left him looking

1130
00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:24,400
rather unique

1131
00:40:31,589 --> 00:40:27,760
the 41 year old father

1132
00:40:33,829 --> 00:40:31,599
uh he's got both eyes tattooed black

1133
00:40:35,030 --> 00:40:33,839
about 80 percent of his entire body

1134
00:40:38,309 --> 00:40:35,040
covered with ink

1135
00:40:41,589 --> 00:40:38,319
a split tongue

1136
00:40:45,430 --> 00:40:41,599
several uh subdermal

1137
00:40:45,829 --> 00:40:45,440
implants a sliced ear but it's his mouth

1138
00:40:48,470 --> 00:40:45,839
that

1139
00:40:49,430 --> 00:40:48,480
draws the most attention from people orc

1140
00:40:51,910 --> 00:40:49,440
his name orc

1141
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:51,920
has spent 500 having a pair of large

1142
00:40:55,430 --> 00:40:52,960
tusks

1143
00:40:56,630 --> 00:40:55,440
fitted in uh over the bottom of his

1144
00:40:58,069 --> 00:40:56,640
teeth

1145
00:40:59,670 --> 00:40:58,079
to make himself look like a fictional

1146
00:41:03,030 --> 00:40:59,680
character uh

1147
00:41:06,309 --> 00:41:03,040
like a world of warcraft uh orc

1148
00:41:08,710 --> 00:41:06,319
so what i wanna know is what came first

1149
00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:08,720
the nickname

1150
00:41:13,670 --> 00:41:11,520
because if it did then that's a guy

1151
00:41:16,950 --> 00:41:13,680
that's really embodying

1152
00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:16,960
his nickname you kind of have to just

1153
00:41:24,310 --> 00:41:22,550
[Music]

1154
00:41:26,790 --> 00:41:24,320
and he starts eating human flesh

1155
00:41:28,870 --> 00:41:26,800
[Laughter]

1156
00:41:30,870 --> 00:41:28,880
yeah starting wars with elves you know

1157
00:41:32,230 --> 00:41:30,880
uh if you're gonna embody the orc you'd

1158
00:41:34,309 --> 00:41:32,240
embody everything

1159
00:41:35,670 --> 00:41:34,319
uh he's got a quote i am trying to be

1160
00:41:38,069 --> 00:41:35,680
myself these are

1161
00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:38,079
just my ideas my inspiration is coming

1162
00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:39,040
from the heart

1163
00:41:42,790 --> 00:41:40,800
i am not inspired by anyone well that's

1164
00:41:46,069 --> 00:41:42,800
not true uh you're inspired by a tour

1165
00:41:49,589 --> 00:41:46,079
of uh world of warcraft jr token

1166
00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:49,599
yeah yeah you're inspired by uh

1167
00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:52,720
mordor possibly oh my god he's got his

1168
00:41:57,270 --> 00:41:54,480
his eyes are tattooed

1169
00:42:02,069 --> 00:41:57,280
black yeah and never heard of that this

1170
00:42:04,710 --> 00:42:02,079
guy is raising kids

1171
00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:04,720
man and then did they call him work too

1172
00:42:10,230 --> 00:42:06,400
he's like

1173
00:42:13,430 --> 00:42:10,240
little orc papa orc

1174
00:42:15,109 --> 00:42:13,440
uh i don't know you know how he's

1175
00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:15,119
he's got his tongue split and you know

1176
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:16,480
how sometimes guys

1177
00:42:19,990 --> 00:42:19,280
split something else sure they could

1178
00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:20,000
they can

1179
00:42:24,870 --> 00:42:22,560
see their penis penis splitters yeah and

1180
00:42:29,109 --> 00:42:24,880
then they put rings of up and down

1181
00:42:31,030 --> 00:42:29,119
yeah yeah the two weird uh sections yes

1182
00:42:32,230 --> 00:42:31,040
so he probably has that going on i would

1183
00:42:33,829 --> 00:42:32,240
say so it's not

1184
00:42:35,349 --> 00:42:33,839
in the article but this guy he just he

1185
00:42:39,670 --> 00:42:35,359
doesn't seem like he's holding back much

1186
00:42:43,910 --> 00:42:41,990
uh the brazilian modification enthusiast

1187
00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:43,920
declared himself pleased with the unique

1188
00:42:46,950 --> 00:42:45,200
appearance

1189
00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:46,960
but he admits that his friends and

1190
00:42:50,470 --> 00:42:48,880
family don't really approve of it his

1191
00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:50,480
mother can't stand it his father

1192
00:42:53,190 --> 00:42:51,760
tolerates it

1193
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:53,200
and most of his friends think it's

1194
00:42:57,589 --> 00:42:56,000
strange but it's his passion

1195
00:43:01,190 --> 00:42:57,599
and he isn't going to give it up for

1196
00:43:03,109 --> 00:43:01,200
anybody i wonder what he does for work

1197
00:43:05,829 --> 00:43:03,119
oh he's a con he's like he's a computer

1198
00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:08,790
you were hey he's a he's an office orc

1199
00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:09,760
you know

1200
00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:12,800
he works a gift shop at a children's

1201
00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:13,390
hospital

1202
00:43:17,589 --> 00:43:15,760
[Laughter]

1203
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:17,599
it's just like i i you know i respect

1204
00:43:22,470 --> 00:43:19,040
people's choices but

1205
00:43:24,470 --> 00:43:22,480
this guy looks like he's just an orc

1206
00:43:26,630 --> 00:43:24,480
i guess it would be hard to get like a

1207
00:43:29,829 --> 00:43:26,640
normal job like i'm going to be a nurse

1208
00:43:30,870 --> 00:43:29,839
i want to be the first orc nurse

1209
00:43:32,870 --> 00:43:30,880
i don't know if people would take you

1210
00:43:34,790 --> 00:43:32,880
serious like if you're if you're an er

1211
00:43:36,630 --> 00:43:34,800
person and you like oh my god i'm having

1212
00:43:37,589 --> 00:43:36,640
a heart attack and you call like an

1213
00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:37,599
ambulance and then an

1214
00:43:40,950 --> 00:43:40,160
orc shows up i i don't know if you can

1215
00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:40,960
deal with that

1216
00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:42,800
so just remain calm he's like how can i

1217
00:43:47,109 --> 00:43:44,800
remain calm there's an orc in my kitchen

1218
00:43:48,230 --> 00:43:47,119
there's an orc with like these

1219
00:43:50,790 --> 00:43:48,240
electrical devices

1220
00:43:52,309 --> 00:43:50,800
trying to restart my heart this is not

1221
00:43:53,829 --> 00:43:52,319
normal

1222
00:43:55,589 --> 00:43:53,839
and then and then he starts speaking and

1223
00:43:58,710 --> 00:43:55,599
he has the most soothing voice and is

1224
00:44:03,510 --> 00:44:01,670
showing his soft side good bedside man

1225
00:44:06,710 --> 00:44:03,520
manner

1226
00:44:09,829 --> 00:44:06,720
yeah but or

1227
00:44:11,510 --> 00:44:09,839
could have good bedside manner you would

1228
00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:11,520
you would have to an orc leaves it all

1229
00:44:16,550 --> 00:44:13,119
on the on the battlefield

1230
00:44:19,109 --> 00:44:16,560
he does he holds nothing back also

1231
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:19,119
and so orc didn't specify whether his

1232
00:44:22,230 --> 00:44:19,760
tux

1233
00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:22,240
tusks are permanently fitted or not uh

1234
00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:22,800
or you can

1235
00:44:26,230 --> 00:44:23,839
or if you can take them out whatever he

1236
00:44:27,030 --> 00:44:26,240
wants although i imagine the later is

1237
00:44:29,990 --> 00:44:27,040
true

1238
00:44:31,829 --> 00:44:30,000
yeah i would have to say that these have

1239
00:44:33,030 --> 00:44:31,839
to be removable tasks because there's

1240
00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:33,040
just no way you're sleeping with that

1241
00:44:35,510 --> 00:44:33,680
stuff in

1242
00:44:37,109 --> 00:44:35,520
yeah i don't see how he could sleep with

1243
00:44:38,790 --> 00:44:37,119
that how do you eat

1244
00:44:40,309 --> 00:44:38,800
i don't know how you eat he tears the

1245
00:44:44,230 --> 00:44:40,319
flesh from you know

1246
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:48,630
with his orcs

1247
00:44:54,470 --> 00:44:52,069
orchestra now he's talking

1248
00:44:55,990 --> 00:44:54,480
uh it's not orcish and that's actually i

1249
00:44:59,190 --> 00:44:56,000
think portuguese

1250
00:45:02,150 --> 00:44:59,200
so i mean this is crazy

1251
00:45:03,829 --> 00:45:02,160
well he's the first orc so after this

1252
00:45:06,230 --> 00:45:03,839
he's like the caitlyn jenner of

1253
00:45:07,270 --> 00:45:06,240
orcs i said yes but he's he's breaking

1254
00:45:08,870 --> 00:45:07,280
down right ground

1255
00:45:10,950 --> 00:45:08,880
and really make it pull it into the

1256
00:45:14,150 --> 00:45:10,960
heads i mainstream you know

1257
00:45:19,190 --> 00:45:14,160
yeah this guy's uh you can follow him on

1258
00:45:21,270 --> 00:45:19,200
instagram he's got 18 000 followers

1259
00:45:22,550 --> 00:45:21,280
so his friends and family all just don't

1260
00:45:24,870 --> 00:45:22,560
like it yeah it is

1261
00:45:25,910 --> 00:45:24,880
like it's my passion they prefer if he

1262
00:45:28,710 --> 00:45:25,920
was a goblin

1263
00:45:30,790 --> 00:45:28,720
or a gnome not necessarily orc so

1264
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:30,800
they're speciesist i guess

1265
00:45:34,069 --> 00:45:33,760
gnome it was be pretty passive yeah no

1266
00:45:37,270 --> 00:45:34,079
more

1267
00:45:41,430 --> 00:45:39,030
orcs are inherently evil why would you

1268
00:45:46,230 --> 00:45:41,440
wanna they're they're sub-human

1269
00:45:49,109 --> 00:45:46,240
yeah they're like uh they're not crowd

1270
00:45:50,309 --> 00:45:49,119
yeah when you think of work you don't

1271
00:45:51,510 --> 00:45:50,319
think of like oh that

1272
00:45:52,630 --> 00:45:51,520
they're going to do something positive

1273
00:45:53,589 --> 00:45:52,640
they're going to build a bridge and how

1274
00:45:55,270 --> 00:45:53,599
about the community

1275
00:45:58,069 --> 00:45:55,280
no orcs are known for pillaging and

1276
00:46:01,349 --> 00:45:58,079
killing eating their automatons

1277
00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:01,359
yeah they just obey an evil master

1278
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:04,480
pretty much yeah they're like the the

1279
00:46:09,829 --> 00:46:05,440
bottom feeders

1280
00:46:16,870 --> 00:46:14,710
got you there oh boy uh

1281
00:46:18,069 --> 00:46:16,880
well let's see here i gotta think i got

1282
00:46:19,670 --> 00:46:18,079
one more

1283
00:46:21,430 --> 00:46:19,680
i think trump's gonna pull it through

1284
00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:21,440
you think he's gonna win yeah that's i

1285
00:46:23,829 --> 00:46:22,560
haven't caught stop counting the votes

1286
00:46:25,510 --> 00:46:23,839
yet maybe there's some votes around

1287
00:46:28,950 --> 00:46:25,520
sitting around

1288
00:46:32,550 --> 00:46:28,960
you know what it you know 20 20

1289
00:46:34,069 --> 00:46:32,560
is crazy it's there is a remote

1290
00:46:38,550 --> 00:46:34,079
possibility

1291
00:46:41,190 --> 00:46:38,560
that he wins in the courts not likely

1292
00:46:41,670 --> 00:46:41,200
but think of everything that's happened

1293
00:46:44,069 --> 00:46:41,680
think of

1294
00:46:46,390 --> 00:46:44,079
everything that has happened within the

1295
00:46:48,309 --> 00:46:46,400
past like four or five years

1296
00:46:50,309 --> 00:46:48,319
you know i wouldn't rule it out the

1297
00:46:55,510 --> 00:46:50,319
crazier things have happened

1298
00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:55,520
it's true greater things have happened

1299
00:46:59,670 --> 00:46:57,520
it would be pretty scary you would think

1300
00:47:03,750 --> 00:46:59,680
he was some sort of uh

1301
00:47:04,470 --> 00:47:03,760
evil supreme sorcerer because he could

1302
00:47:07,910 --> 00:47:04,480
just

1303
00:47:10,790 --> 00:47:07,920
make it so you know with the suggestion

1304
00:47:12,630 --> 00:47:10,800
you i mean it would be quite outlandish

1305
00:47:14,470 --> 00:47:12,640
but i think everything is just so crazy

1306
00:47:16,790 --> 00:47:14,480
now i don't rule anything out

1307
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:16,800
hell i mean they talk about ufos

1308
00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:19,680
nonchalantly like on fox news now

1309
00:47:23,829 --> 00:47:21,760
you didn't see that five ten years ago

1310
00:47:24,230 --> 00:47:23,839
now ufos are just kind of like a thing

1311
00:47:27,589 --> 00:47:24,240
uh

1312
00:47:29,510 --> 00:47:27,599
so why not if if trump can somehow lose

1313
00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:29,520
uh everyone thinks he's lost and then

1314
00:47:33,910 --> 00:47:31,359
he's like no i can win in the courts

1315
00:47:35,030 --> 00:47:33,920
why not maybe he's like it's time for me

1316
00:47:45,109 --> 00:47:35,040
to call the orcs

1317
00:47:49,589 --> 00:47:47,990
uh one last headline here okay this is

1318
00:47:51,190 --> 00:47:49,599
uh this is important you're gonna like

1319
00:47:55,109 --> 00:47:51,200
this one spanky

1320
00:47:57,349 --> 00:47:55,119
uh russia in new bid to beat tom cruise

1321
00:47:59,990 --> 00:47:57,359
into space

1322
00:48:00,950 --> 00:48:00,000
russia is attempting to beat the us by

1323
00:48:03,270 --> 00:48:00,960
shooting

1324
00:48:05,510 --> 00:48:03,280
the first feature film in space before

1325
00:48:08,790 --> 00:48:05,520
tom cruise does

1326
00:48:12,870 --> 00:48:08,800
oh that it's tells tom cruise is kind of

1327
00:48:14,950 --> 00:48:12,880
embodies american spirit i guess so

1328
00:48:16,710 --> 00:48:14,960
i guess so american lunacy about wanting

1329
00:48:19,829 --> 00:48:16,720
to do something different

1330
00:48:20,950 --> 00:48:19,839
in bold that's a pretty good lunacy like

1331
00:48:25,829 --> 00:48:20,960
he's they're going to the moon

1332
00:48:27,270 --> 00:48:25,839
yeah yeah i got it back in may

1333
00:48:29,190 --> 00:48:27,280
what's that oh yeah pick up what you're

1334
00:48:31,270 --> 00:48:29,200
putting down uh back in may

1335
00:48:33,510 --> 00:48:31,280
nasa confirmed that it would be working

1336
00:48:35,270 --> 00:48:33,520
alongside veteran hollywood actor tom

1337
00:48:38,230 --> 00:48:35,280
cruise on a new movie

1338
00:48:38,870 --> 00:48:38,240
that would be at least partially filmed

1339
00:48:41,270 --> 00:48:38,880
on the

1340
00:48:43,190 --> 00:48:41,280
international space station that's

1341
00:48:44,390 --> 00:48:43,200
pretty i mean it seems kind of easy to

1342
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:44,400
do that though

1343
00:48:47,589 --> 00:48:45,599
you would hope that the movie would have

1344
00:48:49,030 --> 00:48:47,599
something to do with space you know

1345
00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:49,040
they're just not going up there for like

1346
00:48:52,309 --> 00:48:51,760
a day criticizing another mission

1347
00:48:56,309 --> 00:48:52,319
impossible

1348
00:48:58,470 --> 00:48:56,319
trying to film something that has

1349
00:49:01,430 --> 00:48:58,480
absolutely nothing to do with space

1350
00:49:03,190 --> 00:49:01,440
like a seinfeld parody why didn't they

1351
00:49:04,470 --> 00:49:03,200
film that last scene of inception in

1352
00:49:06,790 --> 00:49:04,480
space

1353
00:49:08,710 --> 00:49:06,800
you get some really really accurate

1354
00:49:11,109 --> 00:49:08,720
weightlessness

1355
00:49:12,470 --> 00:49:11,119
the action adventure will reportedly

1356
00:49:14,470 --> 00:49:12,480
involve spacex

1357
00:49:16,069 --> 00:49:14,480
suggesting that perhaps the private

1358
00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:16,079
space firm will be

1359
00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:17,760
providing transportation to ferry

1360
00:49:23,190 --> 00:49:19,760
equipment and other personnel

1361
00:49:25,349 --> 00:49:23,200
to the orbiting outpost if it goes ahead

1362
00:49:28,470 --> 00:49:25,359
the movie will be the first feature film

1363
00:49:30,630 --> 00:49:28,480
shot in space not content with missing

1364
00:49:31,030 --> 00:49:30,640
out however russia has since revealed

1365
00:49:33,430 --> 00:49:31,040
that

1366
00:49:35,349 --> 00:49:33,440
it is seeking a leading actress to

1367
00:49:38,549 --> 00:49:35,359
venture into space as part of a

1368
00:49:41,430 --> 00:49:38,559
a rival plan to beat the us to the punch

1369
00:49:42,710 --> 00:49:41,440
that's just kind of that's a one-upper

1370
00:49:44,390 --> 00:49:42,720
that's what what uppers do

1371
00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:44,400
they've been doing this forever yeah

1372
00:49:47,589 --> 00:49:45,760
yeah

1373
00:49:49,670 --> 00:49:47,599
hasn't tom cruise battled the russians

1374
00:49:51,349 --> 00:49:49,680
before like every day

1375
00:49:53,270 --> 00:49:51,359
he's battling russians one of those in

1376
00:49:58,710 --> 00:49:53,280
mission impossible movies i think so

1377
00:50:01,190 --> 00:49:58,720
yeah i think he's up to the challenge

1378
00:50:01,910 --> 00:50:01,200
the only way tom cruise could now beat

1379
00:50:04,950 --> 00:50:01,920
this

1380
00:50:07,190 --> 00:50:04,960
is if he becomes that leading actress

1381
00:50:09,109 --> 00:50:07,200
that acts in that russian movie so he

1382
00:50:10,870 --> 00:50:09,119
will be the first actor in space he just

1383
00:50:11,349 --> 00:50:10,880
has to act in that russian movie as a

1384
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:11,359
woman

1385
00:50:15,829 --> 00:50:14,480
so is it who's who is it is it judy

1386
00:50:17,190 --> 00:50:15,839
comer going to be the

1387
00:50:19,270 --> 00:50:17,200
no they're still looking russia's still

1388
00:50:21,829 --> 00:50:19,280
trying to find that that special

1389
00:50:22,470 --> 00:50:21,839
is villanelle going to space uh it's not

1390
00:50:26,710 --> 00:50:22,480
saying

1391
00:50:27,670 --> 00:50:26,720
it is well do you think scientology is

1392
00:50:32,069 --> 00:50:27,680
more

1393
00:50:34,390 --> 00:50:32,079
powerful than the russian space program

1394
00:50:35,990 --> 00:50:34,400
i'm gonna say yeah all right i think i

1395
00:50:39,589 --> 00:50:36,000
think we know what's gonna happen

1396
00:50:41,430 --> 00:50:39,599
i think uh scientology is super powerful

1397
00:50:43,670 --> 00:50:41,440
they probably can apply pressure to the

1398
00:50:44,150 --> 00:50:43,680
uh pressure to the russian space program

1399
00:50:46,309 --> 00:50:44,160
to

1400
00:50:48,870 --> 00:50:46,319
have them delay the record in their

1401
00:50:50,470 --> 00:50:48,880
movie and they have interest in space

1402
00:50:52,230 --> 00:50:50,480
yeah they love space i mean that's where

1403
00:50:53,829 --> 00:50:52,240
they live right or what's where

1404
00:50:55,430 --> 00:50:53,839
that's where they live we don't know

1405
00:50:56,150 --> 00:50:55,440
which we don't know what they really do

1406
00:50:59,430 --> 00:50:56,160
in there

1407
00:51:02,309 --> 00:50:59,440
in space but they love space what's that

1408
00:51:03,349 --> 00:51:02,319
don't they frequent space i think that

1409
00:51:06,829 --> 00:51:03,359
they're

1410
00:51:10,230 --> 00:51:06,839
that

1411
00:51:10,870 --> 00:51:10,240
then they go in and out of volcanoes but

1412
00:51:13,109 --> 00:51:10,880
do

1413
00:51:14,390 --> 00:51:13,119
like occupy space at some point in time

1414
00:51:18,390 --> 00:51:14,400
i don't know

1415
00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:18,400
imagination is a

1416
00:51:23,030 --> 00:51:21,760
amazing place it is it says the

1417
00:51:25,030 --> 00:51:23,040
applicants will need to be

1418
00:51:26,150 --> 00:51:25,040
fit well proportioned and most

1419
00:51:29,589 --> 00:51:26,160
importantly russian

1420
00:51:31,270 --> 00:51:29,599
so russia says right off the bat uh

1421
00:51:34,230 --> 00:51:31,280
you got to be russian to be in our movie

1422
00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:34,240
which is kind of stupid

1423
00:51:38,069 --> 00:51:36,480
no uh you would want some some heavy

1424
00:51:41,510 --> 00:51:38,079
hollywood hitters you know

1425
00:51:42,630 --> 00:51:41,520
you'd imagine but tom cruise's uh enemy

1426
00:51:45,589 --> 00:51:42,640
who's his like uh

1427
00:51:46,549 --> 00:51:45,599
his arch enemy his arch can race what

1428
00:51:49,750 --> 00:51:46,559
competition

1429
00:51:52,230 --> 00:51:49,760
can reeves yeah probably yeah i would

1430
00:51:55,270 --> 00:51:52,240
say that's probably it

1431
00:51:56,470 --> 00:51:55,280
you nowadays

1432
00:51:58,470 --> 00:51:56,480
i mean they're both but they're both

1433
00:51:59,829 --> 00:51:58,480
about the same age you know they've had

1434
00:52:01,829 --> 00:51:59,839
uh both a

1435
00:52:03,349 --> 00:52:01,839
pretty substantial career what about

1436
00:52:07,430 --> 00:52:03,359
matt damon

1437
00:52:09,829 --> 00:52:07,440
he was jason bourne but that's yeah

1438
00:52:11,829 --> 00:52:09,839
i could see that one i think more than i

1439
00:52:14,630 --> 00:52:11,839
could keanu reeves

1440
00:52:16,710 --> 00:52:14,640
yeah maybe uh i don't know about tom

1441
00:52:19,510 --> 00:52:16,720
hardy

1442
00:52:20,790 --> 00:52:19,520
no he's too young compared to cruz like

1443
00:52:21,829 --> 00:52:20,800
when it comes to like the length of

1444
00:52:23,430 --> 00:52:21,839
career

1445
00:52:26,630 --> 00:52:23,440
and just the amount of work that they've

1446
00:52:28,470 --> 00:52:26,640
done uh tom cruise is uh

1447
00:52:29,750 --> 00:52:28,480
he's unmatched he's one of the best me

1448
00:52:33,109 --> 00:52:29,760
liam neeson

1449
00:52:35,190 --> 00:52:33,119
possibly neeson sure he's got a set of

1450
00:52:38,470 --> 00:52:35,200
skills he's like i

1451
00:52:39,589 --> 00:52:38,480
know how to spacewalk i can go into

1452
00:52:43,030 --> 00:52:39,599
space

1453
00:52:45,589 --> 00:52:43,040
i can fix a solar array

1454
00:52:47,670 --> 00:52:45,599
like you didn't know this but i'm

1455
00:52:50,230 --> 00:52:47,680
actually an astronaut

1456
00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:50,240
i have a certain set of skills well they

1457
00:52:54,390 --> 00:52:51,760
say if everything goes as planned the

1458
00:52:55,990 --> 00:52:54,400
new movie will be filmed in october 2021

1459
00:52:58,069 --> 00:52:56,000
aboard the international space station

1460
00:53:00,950 --> 00:52:58,079
which is around the same time

1461
00:53:02,069 --> 00:53:00,960
that the u.s tom cruise movie will be

1462
00:53:03,829 --> 00:53:02,079
filmed so

1463
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:03,839
russia is going to be filming their

1464
00:53:08,230 --> 00:53:05,359
movie the same time as

1465
00:53:09,430 --> 00:53:08,240
uh same time as the spacex tom cruise

1466
00:53:11,349 --> 00:53:09,440
movie so this is

1467
00:53:12,710 --> 00:53:11,359
oh boy this is gonna be a [\h__\h]

1468
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:12,720
this is what happens this is what

1469
00:53:15,430 --> 00:53:14,000
happens you remember when

1470
00:53:18,069 --> 00:53:15,440
armageddon came out and then like a

1471
00:53:19,670 --> 00:53:18,079
month later uh deep impact came out like

1472
00:53:21,510 --> 00:53:19,680
yeah this happens all the time in

1473
00:53:23,510 --> 00:53:21,520
hollywood

1474
00:53:25,109 --> 00:53:23,520
this it's it's they're having their own

1475
00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:25,119
little star war

1476
00:53:34,390 --> 00:53:33,430
oh boy oh wow what was i gonna say i

1477
00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:34,400
can't remember

1478
00:53:37,430 --> 00:53:36,640
i don't know what were you gonna say i

1479
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:37,440
don't know

1480
00:53:40,790 --> 00:53:38,559
what kind of snacks you got over there

1481
00:53:42,390 --> 00:53:40,800
spanky i don't have anything

1482
00:53:44,069 --> 00:53:42,400
you don't have any snacks over there i

1483
00:53:48,390 --> 00:53:44,079
got some raw eggs

1484
00:53:50,309 --> 00:53:48,400
nice i got some raisins bran

1485
00:53:51,829 --> 00:53:50,319
yeah raisin bran that's not a good

1486
00:53:55,109 --> 00:53:51,839
cereal treat

1487
00:53:56,549 --> 00:53:55,119
no it's not it's like mmm raisin bran

1488
00:53:57,990 --> 00:53:56,559
i'm pretty sure rhianna and i are going

1489
00:53:59,190 --> 00:53:58,000
to go get some snacks what kind of

1490
00:54:00,790 --> 00:53:59,200
snacks we're going to get yeah we need

1491
00:54:03,829 --> 00:54:00,800
some snacks

1492
00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:03,839
hot cheetos flamin hot cheetos hot

1493
00:54:09,589 --> 00:54:05,760
cheetos no

1494
00:54:11,670 --> 00:54:09,599
you know we'll probably get our usual

1495
00:54:13,670 --> 00:54:11,680
i don't know i'm really hungry right now

1496
00:54:17,510 --> 00:54:13,680
i really want a snack

1497
00:54:19,430 --> 00:54:17,520
that's the usual i i typically will get

1498
00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:19,440
like tortilla chips with some sort of

1499
00:54:26,150 --> 00:54:23,040
salsa he is addicted to chips and

1500
00:54:29,430 --> 00:54:26,160
have salsa i have to eat it like

1501
00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:29,440
everybody love raymond's dad what'd he

1502
00:54:31,510 --> 00:54:29,760
do

1503
00:54:33,349 --> 00:54:31,520
i went through a salt there was a salsa

1504
00:54:36,549 --> 00:54:33,359
episode where he stopped eating

1505
00:54:38,069 --> 00:54:36,559
the wife's cooking and just also

1506
00:54:39,829 --> 00:54:38,079
he's like i don't need her anymore i

1507
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:39,839
have salsa yeah

1508
00:54:43,829 --> 00:54:41,760
that's what i do it's very filling it's

1509
00:54:46,309 --> 00:54:43,839
very good that's mike

1510
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:46,319
yeah so i'll probably have that so they

1511
00:54:49,750 --> 00:54:47,920
got a bunch of different things now

1512
00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:49,760
there's like a guacamole

1513
00:54:54,150 --> 00:54:52,799
salsa thing a guacamole cheese

1514
00:54:56,309 --> 00:54:54,160
mix like they're mixing everything

1515
00:54:57,670 --> 00:54:56,319
together ranch salsa

1516
00:54:59,990 --> 00:54:57,680
they're just putting all over mixing it

1517
00:55:01,990 --> 00:55:00,000
together one big vat just taking things

1518
00:55:06,630 --> 00:55:02,000
and mixing them together

1519
00:55:09,430 --> 00:55:06,640
oh no no i like my guacamole separate

1520
00:55:10,870 --> 00:55:09,440
yeah you can you can go through each dip

1521
00:55:12,549 --> 00:55:10,880
and get your own little thing and then

1522
00:55:15,990 --> 00:55:12,559
it marries in your mouth

1523
00:55:17,430 --> 00:55:16,000
huh how about that

1524
00:55:19,109 --> 00:55:17,440
if you mix that all together it's just

1525
00:55:20,870 --> 00:55:19,119
like food soup

1526
00:55:22,549 --> 00:55:20,880
yeah it's like at the end of uh your

1527
00:55:24,069 --> 00:55:22,559
dinner where everything kind of like

1528
00:55:25,190 --> 00:55:24,079
gets mashed together they're not

1529
00:55:26,069 --> 00:55:25,200
separate your food's not separate

1530
00:55:28,789 --> 00:55:26,079
anymore it's just like

1531
00:55:29,349 --> 00:55:28,799
mashed potatoes could you make gravy

1532
00:55:32,069 --> 00:55:29,359
beans

1533
00:55:32,950 --> 00:55:32,079
nachos nacho cereal yeah you get like a

1534
00:55:35,510 --> 00:55:32,960
chips

1535
00:55:36,789 --> 00:55:35,520
i want cereal or the you pour the nacho

1536
00:55:38,950 --> 00:55:36,799
things on it and mix it all

1537
00:55:41,030 --> 00:55:38,960
up and just eat it with a spoon thanks

1538
00:55:43,270 --> 00:55:41,040
spanky you're giving us

1539
00:55:45,510 --> 00:55:43,280
a ton of ideas for snacks wait yeah i

1540
00:55:47,030 --> 00:55:45,520
put nachos like in a cereal bowl put put

1541
00:55:51,589 --> 00:55:47,040
cheese on there and then put

1542
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:51,599
milk over that so i have nut salsa ranch

1543
00:55:55,430 --> 00:55:53,760
whatever and then mix it up like a bowl

1544
00:55:57,349 --> 00:55:55,440
and you're eating it like with a spoon

1545
00:55:59,109 --> 00:55:57,359
okay i kind of like that it's almost

1546
00:56:02,950 --> 00:55:59,119
like a taco salad

1547
00:56:05,589 --> 00:56:02,960
yeah no it'll be like a soup

1548
00:56:06,950 --> 00:56:05,599
taco soup taco soup yeah don't mess with

1549
00:56:09,430 --> 00:56:06,960
the consistency part it's the most

1550
00:56:11,109 --> 00:56:09,440
important part

1551
00:56:12,470 --> 00:56:11,119
i'm playing the outro music spanky we

1552
00:56:16,710 --> 00:56:12,480
got to get out of here

1553
00:56:18,309 --> 00:56:16,720
all right i'm like i'm hungry

1554
00:56:20,150 --> 00:56:18,319
i got it i was talking too much about

1555
00:56:22,789 --> 00:56:20,160
snacks i think i gotta get some too

1556
00:56:24,390 --> 00:56:22,799
i gotta get food yeah i need to go like

1557
00:56:25,990 --> 00:56:24,400
curl up on the couch i think after all

1558
00:56:27,270 --> 00:56:26,000
that work on the fence today i'm just

1559
00:56:30,069 --> 00:56:27,280
like

1560
00:56:30,549 --> 00:56:30,079
done a lot of work on the farms man done

1561
00:56:33,030 --> 00:56:30,559
what's going

1562
00:56:34,710 --> 00:56:33,040
on you're farm folk we are farmers we

1563
00:56:35,910 --> 00:56:34,720
are let's try to come back next sunday

1564
00:56:38,470 --> 00:56:35,920
what do you think

1565
00:56:39,510 --> 00:56:38,480
yeah okay that's good do you you guys

1566
00:56:42,630 --> 00:56:39,520
should do

1567
00:56:45,430 --> 00:56:42,640
that famous painting of the guy and the

1568
00:56:47,030 --> 00:56:45,440
with his wife on the farm and the yeah

1569
00:56:48,309 --> 00:56:47,040
we should we should be that for yeah

1570
00:56:49,910 --> 00:56:48,319
we should be that for halloween next

1571
00:56:50,950 --> 00:56:49,920
year yeah next year yeah hey where are

1572
00:56:54,470 --> 00:56:50,960
we going

1573
00:56:56,789 --> 00:56:54,480
totally with you and your compound yeah

1574
00:56:58,150 --> 00:56:56,799
we're gonna do it i like that it's

1575
00:57:01,750 --> 00:56:58,160
perfect just need a pitchfork

1576
00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:01,760
and was the woman holding anything

1577
00:57:06,630 --> 00:57:04,799
just just like just like the guy who was

1578
00:57:10,390 --> 00:57:06,640
embodying the nickname orc

1579
00:57:11,829 --> 00:57:10,400
uh by becoming one will become this

1580
00:57:15,030 --> 00:57:11,839
yeah that's what you are now that's who

1581
00:57:18,630 --> 00:57:16,630
yeah right there i i put it up on the

1582
00:57:21,670 --> 00:57:18,640
screen so yeah uh

1583
00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:23,430
you'll see it on the video on on the

1584
00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:25,119
watch back i can see it

1585
00:57:29,109 --> 00:57:27,520
the yeah the woman oh i had to master

1586
00:57:32,069 --> 00:57:29,119
that very stern

1587
00:57:34,470 --> 00:57:32,079
look and i gotta hold that uh that

1588
00:57:36,950 --> 00:57:34,480
pitchfork very firmly and very sternly

1589
00:57:38,870 --> 00:57:36,960
as well they have those faces like the

1590
00:57:41,349 --> 00:57:38,880
the pissed off faces when

1591
00:57:42,950 --> 00:57:41,359
yeah they do their camera it took 20

1592
00:57:44,309 --> 00:57:42,960
minutes for the camera to take for the

1593
00:57:46,789 --> 00:57:44,319
picture the resting [\h__\h] face

1594
00:57:48,549 --> 00:57:46,799
yeah yeah yeah they totally have that

1595
00:57:50,230 --> 00:57:48,559
going

1596
00:57:53,109 --> 00:57:50,240
and i've got to get like some shirts

1597
00:57:55,109 --> 00:57:53,119
that are like up to here

1598
00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:55,119
yeah nothing nothing's showing hair

1599
00:57:58,789 --> 00:57:57,359
pulled back low bun

1600
00:58:00,390 --> 00:57:58,799
you could you're gonna have to go bald

1601
00:58:02,150 --> 00:58:00,400
mike yeah no

1602
00:58:03,670 --> 00:58:02,160
i'm on my way but just you know it's

1603
00:58:05,910 --> 00:58:03,680
okay you can have a little bit of hair

1604
00:58:11,910 --> 00:58:05,920
around around this area it's the captain

1605
00:58:14,470 --> 00:58:13,270
all right let's see you guys get that

1606
00:58:16,470 --> 00:58:14,480
done we're getting out of here we're

1607
00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:16,480
gonna it's snack time

1608
00:58:23,430 --> 00:58:19,760
all right snacks go get your pop chips